Take The Trip by Brian

If you’ve never drank around the world at EPCOT, let me tell you something…

It’s not just a challenge… it’s an experience.

Picture this: you’re strolling around the World Showcase Lagoon, music floating through the air, a drink in your hand, and absolutely zero responsibilities. That’s Disney magic… with a splash of lime.

Now there are two ways to do this—rush through it like a checklist… or do it the right way.

Brian style: relaxed, flavor-forward, and just strategic enough to make it all the way around.

Let’s get into it.

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Mexico

We kick things off inside the pyramid at the iconic La Cava del Tequila.

Brian’s Pick: Churro Margarita
💰 $18

Right away—this one sets the tone.

Sweet cinnamon, smooth tequila… it’s like dessert and a margarita teamed up for something dangerous.

Interesting Fact:
Mexico introduced chocolate, corn, and chili peppers to the world. So yeah… we owe them a lot.

⭐ Brian Rating: 9/10

Strong start… maybe too strong.

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Norway – Crisp and Easy

Brian’s Pick: Kopparberg Hard Pear Cider
💰 $13

Crisp, refreshing, and super easy to drink. This is your “pace yourself” moment… whether you listen to that advice is another story.

Interesting Fact:
Norway is home to the longest road tunnel in the world—over 15 miles long.

⭐ Brian Rating: 8/10

Smooth sailing so far.

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China – Sweet with a Kick

Brian’s Pick: Kung Fu Punch
💰 $13

Fruity, light, and just enough kick to keep things interesting.

Interesting Fact:
China gave the world paper, printing, gunpowder, and the compass. Casual overachievers.

⭐ Brian Rating: 7.5/10

A solid “keep it moving” drink.

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Germany – Beer Time

Brian’s Pick: Hefeweizen Stein or German Beer Flight
💰 $12–$15

Now we’re talking.

Smooth wheat beer, a little citrus, super drinkable—and suddenly you’re craving a pretzel the size of a steering wheel.

Interesting Fact:
Germany has over 1,500 breweries, and some beer laws date back to 1516.

⭐ Brian Rating: 8.5/10

This is where the vibes really kick in.

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Italy – La Dolce Vita

Brian’s Pick: Frozen Red Sangria
💰 $14

Cold, fruity, refreshing… this is Florida survival in a cup.

Interesting Fact:
Italy has more UNESCO World Heritage Sites than any other country.

⭐ Brian Rating: 8/10

This is your “sit down and people watch” moment.

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American Adventure – Keep It Strong

Brian’s Pick: Blackberry Moonshine
💰 $13

This one doesn’t mess around.

Smooth—but it definitely lets you know it’s there.

Interesting Fact:
Moonshine became famous during Prohibition when Americans made their own liquor in secret.

⭐ Brian Rating: 7.5/10

Halfway point… and things are getting interesting.

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Japan – Smooth & Stunning

Brian’s Pick: Violet Sake
💰 $14

Light, smooth, slightly sweet—and easily one of the prettiest drinks in EPCOT.

Interesting Fact:
Japan has over 6,800 islands (though only about 400 are inhabited).

⭐ Brian Rating: 8.5/10

This is the “Instagram moment” stop.

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Morocco – Hidden Gem

Brian’s Pick: Blueberry Lemon Cider
💰 $14

Bright, citrusy, refreshing… and dangerously easy to drink.

Interesting Fact:
The city of Fez is home to the oldest university in the world, founded in 859.

⭐ Brian Rating: 8/10

One of the most underrated stops, hands down.

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France – The Icon

Brian’s Pick: Orange Slush
💰 $15

This one is legendary for a reason.

Frozen, citrusy, smooth—it just hits every time.

Interesting Fact:
France produces over 7 billion bottles of wine every year.

⭐ Brian Rating: 9.5/10

If EPCOT had a Hall of Fame drink… this would be it.

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United Kingdom – Pub Vibes

Brian’s Pick: leaping leprechaun
💰 $14

Minty, toothpaste like, and sneakily strong.

Add in the live music and energy, and this stop just hits different.

Interesting Fact:
The UK has more than 40,000 pubs.

⭐ Brian Rating: 5/10

my least favorite drink

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Canada – The Grand Finale

Brian’s Pick: Ottawa Apple
💰 $15

Smooth, slightly sweet, and honestly the perfect way to close it out.

Interesting Fact:
Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined.

⭐ Brian Rating: 8/10

That right there… tastes like victory.

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Brian’s Game Plan 🍹

If you’re thinking about taking on Drinking Around the World, here’s how you actually survive it:

• Share drinks so you can try more
• Snack along the way (trust me on this one)
• Hydrate like it’s your job
• Take pictures—you’ll want proof later
• And most importantly… take breaks

This isn’t a race.

It’s about strolling, sipping, laughing, and enjoying each country like its own mini vacation.

Because that’s exactly what it is.

11 countries. One afternoon. No passport required.

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Brian’s Tip 💡

Alternate cocktails with water and take your time.

The goal isn’t to rush.

It’s to make it to fireworks smiling…
…and still remembering what country you’re in.

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Final Thoughts

And just like that… we made it around the world.

No jet lag.
No TSA line.
But somehow my wallet got lighter in eleven different currencies.

If you decide to take this on—pace yourself, stay hydrated…

…and just know… EPCOT security is not impressed if you try to start your own international dance party.

Take the trip… enjoy the sip…

And I’ll see you around the lagoon.